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Chinese Food

The misses and I had a hankerin’ for some Chinese food this evening. We went to our favorite place in Powell, China Garden Buffet on Clinton Hwy, which brings us to the fortune cookie.

For my lovely lady, Confusious say: It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.

For my lovely self, Confusious say: Before you can do something you must first be something.

Okay, let’s analyze these. Her’s is pretty straight forward. You know, the kind of advice a G.I. Joe cartoon would give you. Now let’s move to mine, I have to beg how is that a fortune?

TIP
A strong piece of fortune cookie etiquette: You never never EVER add the words “in bed” at the end of a fortune. If you ask me, that cheapens up a fortune and ruins meals. Not to mention, it makes enemy’s out of friends.

Alright kids, I have to go make a monumental movement.

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