My sore butt
Feb 13th, 2006 by darryl
There’s nothing worse than having to take a crap at work, especially with the toilet paper they have equipped in the stalls. Maybe my poor hiney has been pampered with Charmin’s toilet paper with the lotion and aloe in it, but it doesn’t take to kindly to the John Wayne paper at work.
As the day goes on, my butt starts itching. And I’m thinking to myself, “I know I wiped myself good. There’s no goodies left back there to surprise me later.” And you know what it is? It’s my butt healing itself. It’s the worst feeling ever, okay, maybe not the worst but having an itchy butthole isn’t fun. Luckily I have this stuff here at home called Miracle II Neutralizer Gel that I’ll be putting on later tonight to sooth the savage beast. I think it’s the prayer in it that helps my butt (honest, that is the first ingredient in all Miracle II products). Tomorrow it’ll be like I never had this little incident.
Benton H...
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Melbourne
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For you butt everyone else will have it burned into their minds forever!!!
(thats so final)
I think we both know what the problem is. When eating right you should only have to go once a day.
Dude, what is it with you and your buttocks? I know more about your tush than I do about my hubby’s hiney. And as Krystal noted this will be burned into my mind for all time.
Okay just for the record I did protest this subject matter… however since Darryl and I both post I didn’t think it was fair to take away one of his favorite topics. Just be thankful you don’t get the unedited version like I do. :0)