This is Darryl’s dog… he is not mine when he lays on my pillows and gets his fur all over my bed and drools on my side… he is not my dog when he runs around the house from window to window trying to watch for squirrels & other animals
He is not my dog when he steals food off the counters or the garbage can… he is not my dog when he runs around the house barking like a mad dog just because of some squirrels… he is not my dog when he try’s to sniff my butt for no reason…
he is not my dog when he refuses to walk properly on his leash… he is not my dog when he consistently squeaks his toys when I’m on the phone… he is not my dog when he farts in the bedroom and it smells really really bad… he is not my dog when he eats his carrots in my shoe and leaves little pieces behind
This is most certainly Darryl’s dog!
Our little family currently consists of Darryl, me, along with our pups Lucas & Lily. We've been together for 14 years now, and we love every minute of it. I enjoy all types of crafty things such as knitting, crocheting, photography, sewing, and making cards. Darryl enjoys gaming (both PC and PS3), playing guitar, cooking, and just veggin out. Lucas and Lily just love to sleep, eat, and pets.
Damn right, that’s my hound!
We do that too…When one of our dogs does something, I always tell Jonathan what “his” dog did….But eating carrots in your shoe – that made me laugh.
Are you sure it’s the dog that farted???????
I question that too.. but Darryl keeps saying it was the dog…