So……………………………..

In order to get a Michigan driver’s license you need to provide a birth certificate, social security card (or income slavery tax form), two forms of proof of address, and a vial of blood. Okay, only joking about the blood.

BUT!!!!

If you’re a married woman, be prepared to provide a marriage license/certificate, a form showing last name change, and I think a social security application under said last name.

So as long as you have all that information, you’ll be set to get a Michigan driver’s license.

Here’s the catch: There’s an old bitty at the DMV that is crotchety as hell. Okay, maybe she is a nice person once you give her grief, but overall she has a shell as hard as stone.

So here’s the poop on my experience. I arrived with a folder that contained all the information they needed. First, she wouldn’t remove any paperwork from an envelope. I had to hand it to her. No big deal I thought, why not try to make me feel inferior because she has something to grant me that I do not have? So, then she starts her crap. “You didn’t provide me your middle name,” and I said, “I put my middle initial down,” and she replied, “Do you not have a middle name?” to which I responded, “the form says “middle” and I put down my initial.” At this point my inside voice must have left, because I was turning some heads when I said, “Jesus, since when did it become this hard to prove I’m an American? My middle name is on my birth certificate if you need it.” I felt myself getting very angry to the point where my hands were shaking. I don’t normally get that upset, but for some reason that incident rubbed me the wrong way, but that wasn’t the end. I apparently didn’t have my address on my certified school transcript (that they allow), so I handed her the envelope saying, “here it is, that’s how I got it.” And the damned woman had this look of shock like I had just broke wind in her area and the kind lady helping Margaret was passing over our water bill saying, “here…..here, here, take this. It has his name on it.” My lady reluctantly took the bill and completed her “mission.” At this point I said, “This kinda reminds me of Nazi Germany!” and I stuck out my hand towards my lady and said, “Papers please?” She just smirked and laughed, but I was pissed.

Long story short, she ended up taking my picture and I was on my way. It wasn’t till then that Margaret told me that I was getting real loud and thought I was going to get into trouble.

I swear, this whole mass hysteria since 9/11 has put us under the thumb of the government and I’m not liking it. We’re not at fault, they are and what do we do? Bow down.

“So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo. Boo. Rubbish. Filth. Slime. Muck. Boo. Boo. Boo.”

Support Micah Wright. He creates awesome posters. I would love to get some of his t-shirts, coffee mugs, and posters.

And I thought how poignant of a statement. So to the banks, the people on wall street, and the “governmental officials” who fear mongered and said that ‘We the People’ needed to help or all hell will break loose: Looks like a slow return to glory for ya’ll.

Read the below quote and take it in, because it was made by one of the oldest family’s that assist in ruining countries with their banking ponzi scheme:

“Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws.”
Mayer Amschel Rothschild

It’s scary, but we have to keep pushing on!

To the McCain and Obama supporters: How do you ya’ll feel that they are now supporting the bailout? Symantics aside, they support it to the greatest minutia. There you go folks the “great” two party system that’s really one in disguise.

Friggin’ idiots. And I’m one too for allowing these people do what they do. I really feel for the children of the United States and my other fellow Americans that are as pissed as I am. We really are truly screwed. It might not be evident now, but it will in the future. Goods will get more expensive to buy, the dollar will weaken even more, and most Americans will only worry about the price of fuel while waiting for their government cheese. Idiots.

*UPDATE*

The House struck down the bailout package. 207 voted Yea and 226 voted Nay. We need to now contact those 207 for the package and ouste them.